Couple Kissing Game!

Small Tortoise - I'm bored.
Big Tortoise - Then let's play a game.

Small Tortoise - Wait!! What are you doing?
Big Tortoise - Like I said we're playing a game. It's call "The Kissing Game".

Big Tortoise - SMOOOOCH!!!!
Small Tortoise - UUHHHMMM!!!

Small Tortoise - Why'd you stop?
Big Tortoise - Out Of Breath. We're underwater so can't breath and kiss at the same time.

Big Tortoise - AGAIN!!! SMOOOOOCH!!!
Small Tortoise - HUUURRRMMM!!!

Small Tortoise - Out of breath again?
Big Tortoise - No. I think I heard Something.

Small Tortoise - What did you hear?
Big Tortoise - Not sure, but help me look for it.

Small Tortoise - I found it. It's over there. Someone is taking our picture.
Big Tortoise - WTF!!! OIIII ASSHOLE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND KISSING!!!~~ F***ING RETARD!!! Some people are so rude.

Ooooopss!!! I got into trouble. Should stop taking picture of couple playing the kissing game.
Please leave comments and thoughts.

Which Is The Master, Which Is The Pet?

Spunky - Can You Scratch My Belly Please.....?

Guy - Alright Spunky, Here You Go.
Spunky - Ooooohhhh!!!!~~ That Feel's So Good. Puuuurrrrrrr~~~

Spunky - Now Can You Dig My Ear Please?
Guy - Sure....(This Cat Is going Too Far With Request Yet I Obey Him. Who's The Pet Here. WTF!!!)

Somehow I feel like this is not that entertaining. Please leave comments on what you think about this stupid joke.

This Is Their Home....

Guy - Honey Where's My Coffee?

Girl - No Coffee It's Time For Dinner.

Girl - Darling It's So Nice With Just The Two Of Us.

Guy - Honey, Lets Do Something Else.
Girl - Uuuhhmm.

Guy - Honey, I'm Getting Ready. Hope You Come Soon.

This Is Their Home....Away From Home.

I Know It's Like An Ikea Add, But I Was Bored And Have Nothing Better To Do. Ikea Should Pay Me For This. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

Too Much Love For A Handbag To Handle.

Spunky - Oooo, Fancy Leather Bag.

Spunky - OMFG!!~ It's So Comfortable!!

Spunky - Oh~~ I Love You So Much Baggy.

Spunky - Now I'm Going To Make Love To You Baggy!! OMFG!!~ This Feels So Good!!!~~ Purrrrr!!!~~~~~~

This is what happen when someone have too much love for their handbags. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

This Is What It Means By Monkeying Around.

Monkey A - Oh, Someones Taking Picture Again.

Monkey A - Dude, Someone Is Taking Our Picture Again!!

Monkey B (Left) - Where???
Monkey A (Right) - Over there...

Monkey A (Right) - So What Are We Gonna Do?
Monkey B (Left) - I've Got A Plan!

Monkey A (Up) - Dude Your Ready?
Monkey B (Down) - Hold Up Almost In Position.

Monkey A (Up) - What About Now?
Monkey B (Down) - Yup Now.

Monkey A (Up) - TAAAADAAAAAA!!!~
Monkey B (Down) - Dude, Hows My Plan Of Showing Balls And Ass? Am I A Genius Or What?

Have you ever heard the term "Monkeying Around"? This is what it means by monkeying around. Enjoy. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

Saw A Couple Fighthing In Cameron Highland.

Girl - Hey, what's that?

Girl - WTF!!!?? Not another paparazzi.

Girl (Right) - See this is why I told you not to go into entertainment.

Guy - But I've got the look. This is my decision.

Girl (Right) - Since you've made your decision then I've made mine.

Guy (left) - Hey, can you tell me what's your decision?

Girl - I'm Leaving you

Guy (Left) - Hey, don't leave me. I'll give you this house.

Girl (Right) - That shitty house? You can keep it.

I saw this couple fighthing in Cameron Highland. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

What Would Happen When Someone Told Mother Earth A Dirty Joke?

What would happen when someone told Mother Earth a dirty joke? Now we don't need to wonder anymore. Mother Earth heard the joke and this is what happen. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.