Showing posts with label Tortoise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tortoise. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Respect Your Elder's!!!!!!~~~~

Grandpa Tortoise - I think I've swim enough. It's time to get dry.

Grandpa Tortoise - Arrrghhh!! So hard to get on this rock.

Grandpa Tortoise - Ah!~ Finally I can dry myself up on this rock.

Grandpa Tortoise - I've Stretch my legs. Now I need to stretch my neck.

Grandpa Tortoise - *CRAAAAACK*

Grandpa Tortoise - Ahhhh!~ That felt great.

Grandpa Tortoise - Now down to business. Hey you. Yes you.

Grandpa Tortoise - You should be helping your elders. So why didn't you help me up the rock just now?

Grandpa Tortoise -Kid's these day's. They have no respect for their elders. No manner's at all. If you were my grandchild I would whoop your sorry ass.

Oops. I got into trouble again. Man this is not my lucky day.
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Couple Kissing Game!


Small Tortoise - I'm bored.
Big Tortoise - Then let's play a game.


Small Tortoise - Wait!! What are you doing?
Big Tortoise - Like I said we're playing a game. It's call "The Kissing Game".

Big Tortoise - SMOOOOCH!!!!
Small Tortoise - UUHHHMMM!!!


Small Tortoise - Why'd you stop?
Big Tortoise - Out Of Breath. We're underwater so can't breath and kiss at the same time.


Big Tortoise - AGAIN!!! SMOOOOOCH!!!
Small Tortoise - HUUURRRMMM!!!


Small Tortoise - Out of breath again?
Big Tortoise - No. I think I heard Something.


Small Tortoise - What did you hear?
Big Tortoise - Not sure, but help me look for it.


Small Tortoise - I found it. It's over there. Someone is taking our picture.
Big Tortoise - WTF!!! OIIII ASSHOLE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND KISSING!!!~~ F***ING RETARD!!! Some people are so rude.

Ooooopss!!! I got into trouble. Should stop taking picture of couple playing the kissing game.
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