Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Respect Your Elder's!!!!!!~~~~

Grandpa Tortoise - I think I've swim enough. It's time to get dry.

Grandpa Tortoise - Arrrghhh!! So hard to get on this rock.

Grandpa Tortoise - Ah!~ Finally I can dry myself up on this rock.

Grandpa Tortoise - I've Stretch my legs. Now I need to stretch my neck.

Grandpa Tortoise - *CRAAAAACK*

Grandpa Tortoise - Ahhhh!~ That felt great.

Grandpa Tortoise - Now down to business. Hey you. Yes you.

Grandpa Tortoise - You should be helping your elders. So why didn't you help me up the rock just now?

Grandpa Tortoise -Kid's these day's. They have no respect for their elders. No manner's at all. If you were my grandchild I would whoop your sorry ass.

Oops. I got into trouble again. Man this is not my lucky day.
Please leave comments and thoughts.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Couple Kissing Game!


Small Tortoise - I'm bored.
Big Tortoise - Then let's play a game.


Small Tortoise - Wait!! What are you doing?
Big Tortoise - Like I said we're playing a game. It's call "The Kissing Game".

Big Tortoise - SMOOOOCH!!!!
Small Tortoise - UUHHHMMM!!!


Small Tortoise - Why'd you stop?
Big Tortoise - Out Of Breath. We're underwater so can't breath and kiss at the same time.


Big Tortoise - AGAIN!!! SMOOOOOCH!!!
Small Tortoise - HUUURRRMMM!!!


Small Tortoise - Out of breath again?
Big Tortoise - No. I think I heard Something.


Small Tortoise - What did you hear?
Big Tortoise - Not sure, but help me look for it.


Small Tortoise - I found it. It's over there. Someone is taking our picture.
Big Tortoise - WTF!!! OIIII ASSHOLE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND KISSING!!!~~ F***ING RETARD!!! Some people are so rude.

Ooooopss!!! I got into trouble. Should stop taking picture of couple playing the kissing game.
Please leave comments and thoughts.

Monday, May 17, 2010

My Top 5 Favourite Picture's.

Ray Of Light's Through Cloud's.

My 5th Favourite Picture Is This. It Was My First Day In Cameron And I Just Finished Check In Into Equatorial Hotel. This Picture Actually Made Me Think That God Is Coming Or Zeus Is Angry. LoLoLoLoL.

Swift In It's Nest

This Is My 4th Favourite Picture. It Was Right Before I Left The Hotel To Get Back To KL. I've Been Trying To Get A Swift Picture The Whole Time I was There And Was Lucky Enough On The Last Day While Waiting For My Family Near The Car.

Waterfall Women.

This Is My 3rd Favourite Picture. I Got This While Walking Around With My Family.

Sunday Sunset.

My 2nd Favourite Picture. This Was Taken Today (16-05-2010). This Is The View I Get From My Room In Bukit Jalil.

Bored Burmese Granite.

This Is My 1st And Most Favourite Picture. I Don't Exactly Know Why But I Guess It's Just My Love For Reptile's Expecially Snake. But The Snake Just Look SOOOOO CUTE!!!~~~

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Which Is The Master, Which Is The Pet?

Spunky - Can You Scratch My Belly Please.....?

Guy - Alright Spunky, Here You Go.
Spunky - Ooooohhhh!!!!~~ That Feel's So Good. Puuuurrrrrrr~~~

Spunky - Now Can You Dig My Ear Please?
Guy - Sure....(This Cat Is going Too Far With Request Yet I Obey Him. Who's The Pet Here. WTF!!!)

Somehow I feel like this is not that entertaining. Please leave comments on what you think about this stupid joke.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

This Is Their Home....

Guy - Honey Where's My Coffee?

Girl - No Coffee It's Time For Dinner.

Girl - Darling It's So Nice With Just The Two Of Us.

Guy - Honey, Lets Do Something Else.
Girl - Uuuhhmm.

Guy - Honey, I'm Getting Ready. Hope You Come Soon.


This Is Their Home....Away From Home.
I Know It's Like An Ikea Add, But I Was Bored And Have Nothing Better To Do. Ikea Should Pay Me For This. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Too Much Love For A Handbag To Handle.


Spunky - Oooo, Fancy Leather Bag.

Spunky - OMFG!!~ It's So Comfortable!!


Spunky - Oh~~ I Love You So Much Baggy.


Spunky - Now I'm Going To Make Love To You Baggy!! OMFG!!~ This Feels So Good!!!~~ Purrrrr!!!~~~~~~

This is what happen when someone have too much love for their handbags. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

This Is What It Means By Monkeying Around.


Monkey A - Oh, Someones Taking Picture Again.


Monkey A - Dude, Someone Is Taking Our Picture Again!!


Monkey B (Left) - Where???
Monkey A (Right) - Over there...


Monkey A (Right) - So What Are We Gonna Do?
Monkey B (Left) - I've Got A Plan!


Monkey A (Up) - Dude Your Ready?
Monkey B (Down) - Hold Up Almost In Position.

Monkey A (Up) - What About Now?
Monkey B (Down) - Yup Now.


Monkey A (Up) - TAAAADAAAAAA!!!~
Monkey B (Down) - Dude, Hows My Plan Of Showing Balls And Ass? Am I A Genius Or What?


Have you ever heard the term "Monkeying Around"? This is what it means by monkeying around. Enjoy. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Got Eggs?~

Tom - Father


Blaze - Mother

Eggs??


OMFG!!!~~~~ My snake just lay eggs. Can't wait till they hatch. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Saw A Couple Fighthing In Cameron Highland.

Girl - Hey, what's that?

Girl - WTF!!!?? Not another paparazzi.

Girl (Right) - See this is why I told you not to go into entertainment.

Guy - But I've got the look. This is my decision.

Girl (Right) - Since you've made your decision then I've made mine.

Guy (left) - Hey, can you tell me what's your decision?

Girl - I'm Leaving you

Guy (Left) - Hey, don't leave me. I'll give you this house.
Girl (Right) - That shitty house? You can keep it.

I saw this couple fighthing in Cameron Highland. Please Leave Your Thoughts And Comment's.