Couple Kissing Game!

Small Tortoise - I'm bored.
Big Tortoise - Then let's play a game.

Small Tortoise - Wait!! What are you doing?
Big Tortoise - Like I said we're playing a game. It's call "The Kissing Game".

Big Tortoise - SMOOOOCH!!!!
Small Tortoise - UUHHHMMM!!!

Small Tortoise - Why'd you stop?
Big Tortoise - Out Of Breath. We're underwater so can't breath and kiss at the same time.

Big Tortoise - AGAIN!!! SMOOOOOCH!!!
Small Tortoise - HUUURRRMMM!!!

Small Tortoise - Out of breath again?
Big Tortoise - No. I think I heard Something.

Small Tortoise - What did you hear?
Big Tortoise - Not sure, but help me look for it.

Small Tortoise - I found it. It's over there. Someone is taking our picture.
Big Tortoise - WTF!!! OIIII ASSHOLE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND KISSING!!!~~ F***ING RETARD!!! Some people are so rude.

Ooooopss!!! I got into trouble. Should stop taking picture of couple playing the kissing game.
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